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F.R.I.E.N.D.S Bloopers
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Facepalmed- I lol’d at this.
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Yes, you should reblog this for future reference.
I NEED THIS ON MY BLOG
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Batman vs. Jesus. This is brilliant.
“You’re all neglecting the fact that Jesus has no inherent power of his own. It’s all from his father. He was a poor man of weak and brittle statue with a generally pacifist philosophy. On the other hand, Bruce Wayne has had years of physical and mental training with multiple international agencies of combat and self-defense. Plus, the incredible amount of advanced weaponry he has at his disposal.”
Batman Wins!
“Whereas Jesus was real, as opposed to a Marvel comic book hero”
“Marvel comic book hero”
I think we can officially crown Ronald as king of this fandom.
HA!
ok….this….this man deserves an award.
Haha oh man and they’re so mad, too, this is hilarious. You go, Ronald. A+++++
I’m not anti-religious or anything, but I did laugh my ass off while reading this
Hands down and every award x”D
lol brilliant
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When things in your life seem, almost too much to handle,
When 24 Hours in a day is not enough,
Remember the mayonnaise jar and 2 cups of coffee.
A professor stood before his philosophy class
and had some items in front of him.
When the class began, wordlessly,
He picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar
And proceeded to fill it with golf balls.
He then asked the students, if the jar was full.
They agreed that it was.
The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured
them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly.
The pebbles rolled into the open Areas between the golf balls.
He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.
The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.
Of course, the sand filled up everything else.
He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous ‘yes.’
The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively
filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.
‘Now,’ said the professor, as the laughter subsided,
‘I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life.
The golf balls are the important things - family,
children, health, Friends, and Favorite passions –
Things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, Your life would still be full.
The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, house, and car.
The sand is everything else —The small stuff.
‘If you put the sand into the jar first,’ He continued,
there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls.
The same goes for life.
If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff,
You will never have room for the things that are important to you.
So…
Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.
Play With your children.
Take time to get medical checkups.
Take your partner out to dinner.
There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.
‘Take care of the golf balls first —
The things that really matter.
Set your priorities. The rest is just sand.
One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented.
The professor smiled
‘I’m glad you asked’.
It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem,
There’s always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend.’
♥I believe that this is one of the smartest things I’ve ever heard<3
Motivation.
i love this analogy!
White Rabbit Candy
I remember as a child, I would always try to peel off the rice wrapper that would be packaged with the candy, until I found out that it was edible and it would melt in your mouth.
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